songs about summer.

The sheer volume of words I’m expected to produce in the next three days is unthinkable — can’t we graduate already?! Everybody else has. 

and then you reread it 14 times just to make sure that you spelled their name correctly (perhaps also your own name!) and didn’t make any egregious grammatical mistakes. that’s a stressful moment. 

either i over-cook them (no longer over easy) or i sit there convinced that this bite or that bite wasn’t cooked enough. solution: have somebody else make my eggs. now hiring: part-time egg fryer. will be paid in eggs. any takers?

Absolutely nothing online is interesting when you’re bored, absolutely everything online is interesting when you’re sitting in the Reg, eating M&Ms, and moping about how the analysis in your BA needs to be stronger. 

Update on the FACTS (12 seconds later): I’ve run out of candy, moping will now be extra mope-y.

Updated update on the FACTS: Did you know that it’s possible to “search Google with an image”? So cool. 

whatshouldwecallme:

try this:

-two slices of italian bread

-some lightly sauteed red onions

-gouda

-feta

-a couple of spinach leaves

-a few slices of pear

in a pan with a little olive oil, make a panini and ENJOY. 

SOGOOD.